things i am good at: winking, finding the perfect lemon/honey/tea ratio, wearing sweats
Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
i don’t drink that often and i think my body is like, too militant on processing alcohol. like i drink some beer and get buzzed and my organs are just like, “clearly this is a poison trying to kill him. don’t worry, bro, we filtered it out, you should be feeling better now.” and i’m sitting there like, “noo i paid six dollars to feel like thaaat. it was the point.”