Line breaks in poems were an accident. They became widespread after people started writing on their laptops and accidentally pushed the wrong button with word open, shifting tab widths. When they couldn’t figure out how to get the spacing back to normal after two half-assed tries they formed a support group. After realizing the scope of the problem poets around the world decided to collectively pretend it was intentional.
things i am good at: winking, finding the perfect lemon/honey/tea ratio, wearing sweats
Laying in bed at five thirty in the morning thinking about all the times in childhood and beyond that I’ve finished a family/house box of cookies in an unreasonably short amount of time and happened to be present when someone went looking for them. Just remembering how many times at various ages I had to fess up to having no self control and laughing because I am awful.
My roommates and I were invited by a friend to meet a couple people and hang out at some guy’s house. We were playing games, and he had both red and gold solo cups. At one point during the initial warm up of getting to know the new faces I threw out that I was down with the gold cups. Because, and let’s be real, they are the getting-shitfaced-off-mimosas-at-brunch of party beverage containers and that’s hilarious and I love it. He said something about the 49ers and I was like whoops nope. I responded along the lines of “oh yeah I didn’t even noticed that, that’s cool I guess, I was honestly just saying the gold is fabulous.” I said that because I didn’t and I was. Naturally, I got the typical disappointed sports fan reaction with something mumbled that I didn’t care to pay attention to. At this point he seems to be annoyed that I’m not some die hard sports enthusiast, and it’s weird because I made no indication of being remotely interested, besides the misunderstanding, so I don’t know why he would set himself up to be upset.
Fast forward past a couple hours of us all making jokes and getting to know one another, it was actually a really fun time. Two or three “I like this girl”s from him later I’m like hell yeah you do because I am fun and I’ve made you laugh a lot tonight and I have more to offer than pretending to like a sport I don’t follow or care about just because it’s the first topic that comes up that we could have in common.
Had a fantastic time completely out of my element tonight, can we talk about how great 2013 is?
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I just saw this because I only go online on my phone anymore and the tumblr app doesn’t tell me shit but thank you and cute AND cheap?! that’s the best thing I ever heard.Edit: Whoops meant to answer this privately hope you see it!
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.