“ I’ll stop the world and melt with you.
My makeup
Alive and Well
things i am good at: winking, finding the perfect lemon/honey/tea ratio, wearing sweats
hot weather is dumb as hell, i shouldn’t get as sweaty by existing as i do when i work out, ever.
Siggghhhhh.
If I could only take back all those times where I was in Spanish class and didn’t understand and decided to make the joke “It’s like he’s speaking a different language!” while thinking I was being genuinely funny.
My supervisors name is Michael “Lane”
Whoa, what’s with the quotes. What are you hiding?
“Do your work,” my computer softly whirred at me.
“No,” I said.
Amy Poehler is the best and Seventeen magazine is the worst and the only thing I would add to that answer would be a solid “Fuck you” after the end.
I really hope teenage girls take that to heart. Do you, hopefully you’ll find a guy who digs that.
HERO.
AAUUUUGGGHHH SHE’S STILL SUCH THE BEST HUMAN
oh this noise again? it means i get to sleep ten minutes longer right?
go to class go to class go to class, stupid.
(via cerebellumagic)
