Line breaks in poems were an accident. They became widespread after people started writing on their laptops and accidentally pushed the wrong button with word open, shifting tab widths. When they couldn’t figure out how to get the spacing back to normal after two half-assed tries they formed a support group. After realizing the scope of the problem poets around the world decided to collectively pretend it was intentional.
Laying in bed at five thirty in the morning thinking about all the times in childhood and beyond that I’ve finished a family/house box of cookies in an unreasonably short amount of time and happened to be present when someone went looking for them. Just remembering how many times at various ages I had to fess up to having no self control and laughing because I am awful.
My roommates and I were invited by a friend to meet a couple people and hang out at some guyās house. We were playing games, and he had both red and gold solo cups. At one point during the initial warm up of getting to know the new faces I threw out that I was down with the gold cups. Because, and letās be real, they are the getting-shitfaced-off-mimosas-at-brunch of party beverage containers and thatās hilarious and I love it. He said something about the 49ers and I was like whoops nope. I responded along the lines of āoh yeah I didnāt even noticed that, thatās cool I guess, I was honestly just saying the gold is fabulous.ā I said that because I didnāt and I was. Naturally, I got the typical disappointed sports fan reaction with something mumbled that I didnāt care to pay attention to. At this point he seems to be annoyed that Iām not some die hard sports enthusiast, and itās weird because I made no indication of being remotely interested, besides the misunderstanding, so I donāt know why he would set himself up to be upset.
Fast forward past a couple hours of us all making jokes and getting to know one another, it was actually a really fun time. Two or three āI like this girlās from him later Iām like hell yeah you do because I am fun and Iāve made you laugh a lot tonight and I have more to offer than pretending to like a sport I donāt follow or care about just because itās the first topic that comes up that we could have in common.
Had a fantastic time completely out of my element tonight, can we talk about how great 2013 is?
catburritos asked: SURPRISINGLY they're from walmart! if you go to the walmart swimwear section it's in the first few pages AND IT'S CHEAP like $30! they also have a 1-piece version that I already own and love.
I just saw this because I only go online on my phone anymore and the tumblr app doesnāt tell me shit but thank you and cute AND cheap?! thatās the best thing I ever heard.
Edit: Whoops meant to answer this privately hope you see it!