Alive and Well

things i am bad at: spelling, being tall, not biting my nails.

things i am good at: winking, finding the perfect lemon/honey/tea ratio, wearing sweats
I’ll stop the world and melt with you. My makeup

hot weather is dumb as hell, i shouldn’t get as sweaty by existing as i do when i work out, ever. 

Siggghhhhh.

If I could only take back all those times where I was in Spanish class and didn’t understand and decided to make the joke “It’s like he’s speaking a different language!” while thinking I was being genuinely funny.

My supervisors name is Michael “Lane”

Whoa, what’s with the quotes. What are you hiding? 

“Do your work,” my computer softly whirred at me.

“No,” I said. 

thewordunheard:

kittykittybangbang:

pocketdonut:

elliemce:

Amy Poehler is the best and Seventeen magazine is the worst and the only thing I would add to that answer would be a solid “Fuck you” after the end.

I really hope teenage girls take that to heart.  Do you, hopefully you’ll find a guy who digs that.

HERO.

AAUUUUGGGHHH SHE’S STILL SUCH THE BEST HUMAN

thewordunheard:

kittykittybangbang:

pocketdonut:

elliemce:

Amy Poehler is the best and Seventeen magazine is the worst and the only thing I would add to that answer would be a solid “Fuck you” after the end.

I really hope teenage girls take that to heart.  Do you, hopefully you’ll find a guy who digs that.

HERO.

AAUUUUGGGHHH SHE’S STILL SUCH THE BEST HUMAN

hemingerald:

Shame (2011)

not posing~!~

(via jenecestpa)

portland. how cool and different.

portland. how cool and different.

(Source: mykicks)

oh this noise again?  it means i get to sleep ten minutes longer right?

go to class go to class go to class, stupid.