things i am good at: winking, finding the perfect lemon/honey/tea ratio, wearing sweats
Google search after reading a million “IT’S A BABY NOT A FETUS” comments on an article about a mom giving up cancer treatment so she could carry to full term: okay so how long, really, is a fetus a fetus like scientifically.
Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
When you go to a party with only a few people you know and you play with the cats a lot less than you though you would… That’s good people.