Alive and Well

things i am bad at: spelling, being tall, not biting my nails.

things i am good at: winking, finding the perfect lemon/honey/tea ratio, wearing sweats

Google search after reading a million “IT’S A BABY NOT A FETUS” comments on an article about a mom giving up cancer treatment so she could carry to full term: okay so how long, really, is a fetus a fetus like scientifically.

Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of


jazznaan?!?

pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

jazznaan?!?

(Source: bunrobot, via nickmonkey)

worldoflis:

girldwarf:

Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College

YAAAAEEESSSSSSS

You know what I like, and feel is so important? That he doesn’t say “Men thinks those are THEIR positions”. He says “We think those are OUR positions.”

As a male feminist, he still doesn’t exclude himself from the group of men.

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl, via nickmonkey)

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

(via areyoufrckingkiddingme)

jsmooth995:

The List of Rules for Women.

(via castletonsnob)

When you go to a party with only a few people you know and you play with the cats a lot less than you though you would… That’s good people.

Remember, it’s your job to look for something cool in everyone you meet; it’s not their job to show you. This is life, not a fucking sales convention. Learning to appreciate people you meet is a skill you cultivate. So get on it. This doesn’t mean you have to fall in love with everyone who breathes in your direction. It just means you need to take responsibility for your ability to connect with the people you are meeting. http://markmanson.net/fuck-yes/